Category Archives: Coffin Hop

#CoffinHop Finale begins… HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y’all’s neighborhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse’s shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The eeeeevil of the Thriller



Be sure to enter to win – today is the last day on the #CoffinHop Dead Poetry Slam, as well as the last chance to enter your comments to win the Mystery Swag Bag including an autographed copy of HOT SINATRA.

You can also still enter the Coffin Hop Press contest, a Rafflecopter giveaway to win a copy of COFFIN HOP: DEATH BY DRIVE-IN


And be sure to visit WWW.COFFINHOP.COM to check out the full participant list and get to all of their contests and giveaways as well!


As an extra special Halloween treat! The spectacular Red Tash has some news and deals! A NEW WIZARD STORY! If you haven’t read any of these, get the hell on it, they are wonderful and hilarious.


THE HERMIT is live and ready for purchase!


TROLL OR PARK the pre-order button is live, and this long-awaited sequel to TROLL OR DERBY is available now for $.99!!!

TROLL OR DERBY is also $.99 for the holiday.  This book is one of the best and funniest Urban Fantasy books I’ve ever read. PICK IT UP FOR A BUCK, SUCKER!

So is THIS BRILLIANT DARKNESS.  TBD is one of the most brilliant debuts in the history of Indie Fiction. Deep, troubling, touching, harrowing and absolutely can’t-put-it-down readable.

These prices will not last, so if you’ve wanted to read these books, now is the time. They also make great gifts!

First rule of #CoffinHop Book Club? Don’t go out in the woods… or in that cabin… Anne Michaud’s HUNTERS TRAP!

First rule of #CoffinHop Book Club? Don’t go out in the woods in the dead of winter! And you sure as shit don’t drag your little brother into that creepy fucking solitary cabin, just sitting there in the middle of the snowbound mountain pass. That is just asking for trouble, man. Asking for it.

Fortunately for us readers, in Anne Michaud’s tense, chilling (in setting and tone) and magnificently terrifying new book – HUNTER’S TRAP – the Mulligan boys ignore that advice when searching for their missing father and his hunting buddies as the first big snowfall hits in the treacherous mountain nightmare that may just become their final resting place.

Filled with edge-of-your-seat suspense, thrill-a-minute terror, and horror beats that Stephen King himself would be jealous of, HUNTER’S TRAP is a masterful blending of familial strife, brotherly love, small-town creepiness and supernatural fear that will have you turning pages almost as fast as your heart will be pounding while reading them.


“Ghosts don’t believe in you, either.”

Seventeen-year-old Dayton Mulligan is stuck looking after his little brother Jeremy when their father goes off on his annual hunting trip. But when Dad’s last phone call ends in a shotgun blast, it’s enough to send both boys out into a blizzard to search for him.

Caught in the killer weather, Dayton and Jeremy take refuge in an abandoned hunting cabin, which isn’t as empty as it first seems. A ghost inhabits its walls and promises to reveal the truth behind their father’s disappearance, but the brothers doubt their host’s sincerity as the spirit demonstrates its hatred for anyone who trespasses on its land.

Far from the safety of civilization, Dayton must swallow his fears, fight for himself and for his family before it’s too late and Hunter’s Trap claims them all, forever

Tense, taut and terrifying, yet full of dramatic weight and beautiful characters, HUNTER’S TRAP is well worth a buy.  Pick it up at AMAZON or look for it on Anne Michaud’s site (also a #CoffinHop per)

Stay cool and stay Hoppin’, and remember to enter the #COFFINHOP DEAD POETRY SLAM for your chance to win a plethora of dark poetry, and comment on any of my posts to be entered to win the Mystery Swag Bag!

Thanks and salutations @Creepywalker and @Sotet_Angyal , my #CoffinHop Demon Crew!

Unless you’ve thrown one of these blog hop shindigs, and I know some of you may have, you’ll have no idea how much work it actually is. Every year it threatens to irreparably break my back and drain the mucous from my brain. This year, I have been SAVED from on high (or deep in the ninth circle of hellfire and brimstone) by the most hellacious and bodacious of guardian angels. So I wanted to take a second for a huge #COFFINHOP SHOUTOUT of admiration and appreciation for Nina D’Arcangela and R.L. Treadway who have taken it upon themselves to help me out with tweeting and reposting #CoffinHop posts on the Facebook page (which you can follow HERE if you want all the down and dirty on this years event as-it-happens)

So if you haven’t swung by their sites yet, GET ON OVER THERE and support these magnificent writers/artists/publishers/participants who show exactly why Indie creators are the absolute goddamn BEST.

Here’s all the places you can find Nina “The Hardest Working Woman in Fiction” D’Arcangela:


Spreading the Writer’s Word
The Road to Nowhere…

and the Sirens Call Publications blog:
The Sirens Song

And if you’re a writer looking for covers, editing, formatting, etc. WHY THE FUNK aren’t you already working with R.L. Treadway and ATRTINK? She’s the best in the biz, and the creator of most of our amazing #CoffinHop art, including the main page image at (where I will remind you once again, you can find the entire Hop list with every one of our spectacular participants!)


Coffin Hop 2014


edgar-allen-poeYep, ’tis Tuesday “and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe…” or somesuch, according to Lewis Carrol.

Tuesday means it’s time for the annual #CoffinHop DEAD POETRY SLAM! Your chance to win some quality dark and dreary poetry by displaying your own mastery, or meager understanding, of the craft of the bards. We all of us, should love poetry – deeply, inherently, and with all of our essence – poetry is what music we make of Life goddammit. I’ve been writing poetry since I was 6 or 7 years old. Much of it awful and derivative, some of it pretty damned good, a couple of them even recognized as worthy of praise. All of them carried a little piece of my heart out into the world to bleed all over the carpet.


This year, we have an extra treat, as many of our #CoffinHop authors belong to a little dark poetry collective, known as The Kintsugi Poets Society.  What is a Kintsugi Poets Society, you may well ask? Well here’s a little missive from their Lord and Master, Kim Koning:

Kim Koning founded the Kintsugi Poets Society in 2013. She had belonged to another dark poetry collective called the Undead Poets Society but sadly the Undead Poets Society returned to the graveyard. So in 2013 she decided to put together another dark poetry collective and The Kintsugi Poets Society was born. Pulling in a few fellow Undead Poets from the graveyard, she quickly began recruiting more dark poets who wanted a place and community to pen their dark thoughts. The Kintsugi Poets Society has become a thriving community of Dark Poets.

What is “Kintsugi”:

The story of KINTSUGI may have begun in the late 15th century, when the shogun Ashikaga Yoshimasa sent a damaged Chinese tea bowl back to China to be fixed. It returned held together with ugly metal staples, launching Japanese craftsmen on a quest for a new form of repair that could make a broken piece look as good as new,

or better. Collectors became so enamored of the new art that some were accused of deliberately smashing valuable pottery so it could be repaired with the gold seams of kintsugi.

Kintsugi ~ That means “golden joinery” or “golden seams” in Japanese, and it refers to the art of fixing broken ceramics with a lacquer resin made to look like solid gold. Chances are, a vessel fixed by kintsugi will look more gorgeous, and more precious, than before it was fractured.

The poetry shared by The Kintsugi Poetry Society is written by poets who have mastered the art of Kintsugi. Each poet has taken the dark, cracked and broken fragments of their own pain and turned them into golden seams of light.

fridge-poetryWhich is all pretty goddamn cool, if you ask me.

Speaking of Japanesey Poetreezee, I was out at many long-waited appointments with Miz Liz and the boyos yesterday, and The Koj and I had a little Haiku match of our own. So here is #1 son’s amazing offering for this year’s board of fare.

Disturbing noises
Creeping Monsters are stirring
Halloween is here

He’s freaking NINE. When I was nine, my poems were, like “Life is a bowlful of cherry pez. Eat em all and you’ll be dedz”. He is a brilliant little bugger. Must get it from his mama.

Here’s my retort:

Skeleton Forest
Standing in supplication
Gold death in moonlight

Miz Liz had some awesome, and per usual, hilarious offerings as well. Hopefully she’ll post them here later.


Let’s have us a DEAD POETRY SLAM. Leave your short (or long, or whatevs) poems in the comments.

*I, Axel Howerton, and, hereby decline any rights or reservations on any and all intellectual property shared upon this page, specifically in this post and it’s comments, that I have not created or posted myself, subject to individual copyright to each items original author* just to make you feel better.


The contest will run until Friday, when I will pick winners at random (names in hats kid of deal) for the plethora of prizes I have amassed, including eBook copies of Michelle Scalise’s The Manufacturer of Sorrow, (Michelle was just annouced as HWA’s Poet of the Month)Tom Picirilli’s Forgiving Judas, and Night Shade Vol. 1, put out by fellow Hoppers Katie M. John and Little Bird Publishing House (which just happens to feature a couple of my own dark poems. as well as some stuff by my ol’ pal and partner Red Tash), in addition to those fine tomes, I have also been gifted an eBook package by the beauteous poets of The Kintsugi Poets Society, including:

Reflections of Poetry – A.F. Stewart
Amazon Link:
Go through the looking glass into the world of verse and discover this eclectic collection of poetry. The poems range from musings on Celtic heritage to embracing emotional turmoil. Throw in a little moonlight, the soothing sounds of the sea, and mix well with some sci-fi and fantasy for a lyrical medley of reading enjoyment.
A Poem A Day Won’t Kill You – Amy K. Marshall
Amazon Link:
The purpose of poetry is to illustrate the splendor and agony of nature and the human condition in such a way as to elicit a visceral response. Usually. These are not those poems. This new collection by a non-poet who simply loves to experiment with poetic forms wanders through myriad themes and styles. Some poems were created as challenges, some are amusing, some are just, well … beyond words. It’s all in good fun, and you may even find some poems in here that speak to you.
The Dark Horde – Brewin (Andrew Drage)
Amazon Link:
1989, rural Victoria, Australia. Something is preying upon the township of Howqua Hills. Brian Derwent, head of the local Police Station, must simultaneously grapple with the investigation, his disintegrating personal life and unseen forces that are not of this world.
Part thriller, part crime-fiction, all supernatural horror, The Dark Horde tells of the return of an ancient evil that is neither stoppable nor comprehensible…
Dreams on my Pillow – Irina Dimitric
Amazon link:
In this collection, her first, Irina Dimitric ponders over her journey through life, from childhood in her wartime homeland to migrating to Australia. Her poems reveal her dreams and disappointments, joy and pain, the value of forgiveness and gratitude, her love of nature and her love of laughter without which, she maintains, life would be unbearable. Writing poetry and photography, her pastimes born at the time she cared for her aging mother, help her to make sense of the world and to go on loving life. She loves both free verse and form poetry, the latter learnt from her mentor Susan Budig at Mindful Poetry, who also baptised Irina’s creation of a new form of tercet – tercetonine. Readers will undoubtedly discover an affinity with many of her poems.


You could win stuff!



For more info on The Kintsugi Poets and their group check out these links:

Website: The Kintsugi Poets Society
Twitter: @KintsugiPoets
Facebook: The Kintsugi Poets Society