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Sunday Bloggery: Lucky 7 presents The Key to Steam and Salvation

british-indian-army-uniforms-the-11th-bengal-native-infantry-regiment-1890-170507-p[ekm]101x130[ekm]I was tagged on Crackbook by a couple of authory pals, in something called the “Lucky 7”. Rules state that I am to go to page 7 of a work-in-progress and post two paragraphs and then tag 7 fellow authors to do the same. So here are my two paragraphs, I’ll do the tagging on FB. This is from the Keys to Steam and Salvation novella (maybe novel) to fit in with Bob Vardeman and Nathan Long’s EMPIRES OF STEAM & RUST series, which features some amazing stories by Master Vardeman, as well as David Lee Summers, Stephen D. Sullivan and Sarah Bartsch. These tales cover various times and spaces around the world in what starts as an alternate history 1915, full of sci-fi and steampunkery. Rick Overwater is also working on one full of deep-sea diving and military espionage. Mine own tale mixes the factual history of my own great-grandfather into the alternate universe version of Empirical India, WWI and a far-flung post-apocalypse. Here’s your first taste:

Arthur set the crate next to the man in the alley, noting that the doctor had obviously put his tools to work, a series of syringes lined up neatly next to the leather bag.

“Do we really have to do this here, Davey? Maybe it would be better to get him back to the clinic…”

“No. Thanks to the Sergeant, he may already be useless to me. Time is of the essence now. Prepare the box Arthur.”

Arthur opened the hinged lid of the small crate and carefully removed a strange glass box, of about three feet square, framed in a dull metal, and enclosing a smaller version of the same. Small coils of coppery wire ran in the corners between the inner box and the outer, and a small canister was attached to the outside with a pipe running through a rubber seal into the inner workings. Arthur set the contraption next to the man’s head.

“Quick and clean this time, Davey? Please?”

“It takes what it takes, Arthur. This is science.” David removed a roll of canvas and spread it out to reveal a series of gleaming metal instruments. He carefully extracted a large scalpel and turned the man’s head to one side, slicing neatly through the skin of his neck, a thin line of blood following the track of the blade. As fast as it appeared, the blood was washed away in rivers of pink and mixed into the flood at their damp knees.

“Jesus.” Arthur whispered, swiping at the tangle of wet hair hanging in his face and turning his eyes to the end of the alley where Robert had disappeared.

“He has no place here, Captain Lettington. Science is the true God.”

The hand that shot up and grasped Arthur’s shirttail was accompanied by an unearthly scream. Arthur jumped and fell away, landing with his back in a cold pool of watery mud.

“JESUS!”

© 2014 Axel Howerton

#ASAW update

serenitySo – obviously – writing a story a week ain’t gonna happen. Don’t take this as whining or excuse-making (not that I can stop you from taking it however the hell you want to) but about 16 hours a day, 5 days a week, I’m either at work, or going to or from work. I get an hour or two a day to spend with my wife and kids. On the weekend, while my amazing wife is at work, I try to spend most of my time with my boys. So trying to juggle my current book projects with an entire finished short story every week is a bit much and will probably lead to me forcing out sub-par material just to make quota.  Not my bag. If I’m going to do it, I’m going to craft it and care about it and make it worth my time.  Let’s be real here.  It took me three years to write Hot Sinatra. Three. Years.

I’ll be honest. Three weeks into January and I almost finished ONE story. The algebra solves itself.

I know there are many among you fellow writers who will decry my lack of fortitude and call me a whiney, non-committal bitch. That’s fine. If you’re one of those people who has a perpetual story machine endlessly cranking into the cold pre-dawn mists, never slowing, never ceasing… more power to you. I certainly wish I could turn it on like a faucet and set my ass down to 3 or 4K per day. You just may be a “better” writer than I. You may be more dedicated than me. Who am I to say?

Me? I yams what I yams, and I know my limitations.

Therefore, I have amended my previous ambition from a story a week, to a story a month. I think 12 stories in a year – good stories, solid stories, finished stories – is a fine accomplishment, especially if I also meet my goals as far as long-form projects go. I’m still struggling with the aches and pains of first-draftery on Keys to Steam and Salvation, and I still have plans for first drafts (or close to) for Für, Sam Hampshire, O’ Sweet Nothin’ and a sequel to Hot Sinatra. I want to have much of this done by WWC 2014 in August so I have them ready to pitch. I think that’s a pretty full slate. It will also give me more room to plan and execute what stories I do write with a more cohesive strategy. I’m currently planning to alternate crime stories with more speculative fiction, starting with something special for next month, hopefully to debut here during the Bloody Valentine Blog Hop on Feb 14.

Also, I’ve realized that it may be something of a folly to post each full story here, especially if I want to  submit them elsewhere later. For most stories, you can therefore expect an excerpt and a small write-up, archived up there under #ASAM. Expect a couple of Moss Cole stories, maybe a Foxy Thunders appearance and at least one story featuring the White Tiger, Captain Lettington of The Queen’s Own. There may be zombie sexcapades, space terror and more coming-of-age awkward shenanigans. There could even be a Sam Hampshire ghost-bust-a-palooza. Who knows? Hopefully there will be twelve stories that knock some socks off.

That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it… for now…

 

#AstoryAweek and Happy 2014

El McNeato herself, The Jessica McHugh, hipped me to this #AstoryAweek deal for 2014 which is apparently the year of the Short Story or some such, which suits me just fine. I’ve been needing a long-term kick in the pantaloons to get some work done.

I hereby solemnly swear to write a story a week for the entirety of The Year of Our Dude 2014.

I probably won’t, but I’ll give it my damnedest, starting with adding a new Category up there at the top for ASAW. Keep on top of me, kick me in the balls when necessary, berate and bemoan my laziness when I fall behind.

In the meantime, whilst I set up shop. Go check out McHugh and her list of fellows and see what they’re up to.

And pick up her just-today-released mad steampunkery tale of werebees and espionagey THE MAIDEN VOYAGE

Also, Happy New Year, muhrrfuhhrs. Let’s kick it’s ass.

Axel Howerton for your Nooksies and Kindlers!

OdinSantaHappy Boxing Day!

I sincerely hope you all had the very best of Holidays. To all my friends, family, fans and onlookers, I offer my very best wishes for you and yours.

Me, I’m sipping on Italian roast from my new coffee maker, using my lovely Dr Who mug from my boys, chomping at the bit to get into a pile of excellent new books and loading up some new stuff on my Kobobo…

And since it’s the time-honored day of sales and shilling…

Don’t forget the Axel Howerton ebooks for your new Nooksies and Kindlers.

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Love and Eggnog,

Axel