Long story short, I done been waylaid by the Creeping X-Mess Monster of Madness and have very little time left to get on the #Creepfest train today, but that by no means that YOU should shirk like a shirky shirker. Get out there and CREEP! 12 Days of #Creepfest is in full effect! Check out some of the 40-some Authors of Most Excellent Calibre who are out there to scare the Dickens out of Christmas!

And while you wait for me to get my shit together, check out Julian Motherfunkin’ Casablancas and my new favorite Holiday tune.