I have oft been described as a lover of coffee. It is true, I have a deep and abiding visceral yearning for the dark nectar of the old gods, rivaling even such Caffe luminaries as Bach, Beethoven, Tom Waits, Hudson Hawk, Napoleon, Balzac, David Lynch, Bill Murray, my beloved Voltaire, Walter Sobchak and even the eternal hero, Agent Dale Cooper…
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Holy Bazonkers, Batmensch!
October is shaping up to be a busy mother******.
Do the muthaflippin’ Coffin Hop!
So, despite being new to this whole Bloghoppery thing, I have ventured out with the amazing and talented Julie Jansen to help create a Blog Hop tailored for authors of horroriffic unmentionables. I don’t consider myself a “horror” author by any means, but I have published a few stories and articles that would be considered in the realm of… So, if you’ve published anything in the “horror” vein… fiction or non, traditional publishing, self-pubbed, indie mag, what-have-you – and have something to push, something to say, or just want to have a little fun with the dark days of Samhain – come join the Coffin Hop!
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EMBT AH: FBtP Blog Tour is fini!

The EMBHT AH:FBtP Blog Hop is fini! A great many connections, a goodly number of commenters, a whole pile of new friends and 7 days later. I’ve decided to ust remove the rules®s type stuff in favor of our contest winners…
NOW for the prizes! ( I took the names of all of the commenters on Hot Sinatra Ch. 1 and put them in my fancy fedora, tossed liberally, then drew two names without looking, put one on the left for prize #1 and one on the right for prize #2)
#1) One (ePub or Kindle) copy of A Career Guide To Your Job In Hell and one (ePub or Kindle) copy of Living Dead At Zigfreidt and Roy (coming to Kindle singles this week) emailed directly to your door! (Open to International entries)
WINNER – Rhonda Tutt of Queentutt’s World of Escapism
B) One custom artisan crafted bookmark from Designs By The Divine Ms Liz placed within one paperback copy of A Career Guide To Your Job In Hell and one painted collectible from the amazing Wenchkin! (Open to residents of US/Canada)
WINNER – “Flank Sinatra”
I will be contacting these people in the AM and, in the event that they can not be located, or fail to come forward, I will re-draw accordingly on Friday, September 30.
Thanks for playing and be sure to check out our next event, The Frightful Fall Read-A-Thon, running October 3-9 (two print, and two e-Pub copies of A Career Guide To Your Job In Hell will be given away!) and stick around for the almighty evil of the COFFIN HOP – October 24-31, where I’m going to be giving away prizes EVERY MOTHERFLIPPIN’ DAY!!! Fine jewellery! DVD’s! Books! Stories! Posters! Collectibles! IT’S A SAMHAIN MIRACLE!!!
