*****Well kids, I think what we have here is a five-way tie, since the votes weren’t left in the comments. But Cole JH (and his little brother The Bubser) broke the tie and both voted for Jo’s pumpkin family. So… JOANNA PARYPINSKI! COME ON DOWN! You win an autographed limited edition DEATH BY DRIVE-IN, “Hipster Leatherface” and a boatload of swag! Email me your current whereabouts and I’ll ship it out as soon as I find a suitable frame for Mr. Face.*****
This year we’re kicking off with a little art show.
So get to work on your brightest, boldest and bad-assinest objet d’art and get ready to submit it to my #CoffinHop gallery right here on AxelHowerton.com. Make your beast and send me pictures by email with the subject line: ART SHOW to
AxelHow@gmail.com
Any kind of art, sculpture, fingerpaint, oils, acrylics, peanut-butter jelly on toast… doesn’t matter. I’ll make a gallery for the pics of all of your masterpieces and we will take votes-by-comment (obviously my own creations are precluded from winning, but you can still mock them freely). The winner-by-votes by October 31st gets an original Axel Howerton acrylic-on-canvass of themselves transformed into some horroriffic legend. Maybe you’re a Norman-in-Drag, a Frankenstein’s Manservant, a hipster Leatherface, Mike Myers Micheal Myers, Fat Elvis or a hunchbacked Igor with a high heel fetish…
The winner of the art contest will also receive an autographed copy of DEATH BY DRIVE-IN!
Leave your comments to vote for the winner, and have a chance at winning the Grand Prize at the end of the week. Best commenter from all CH posts wins SWAG-O-RAMA!
BEHOLD! THE COFFIN HOP ART GALLERY:
Got How? 
That’s a mighty fine painting, my friend!
Like the alien one. I have to watch “They Live” again. Especially the longest, most unrealistic, gratuitous, yet awesome fistfight scene ever committed to film!
Rowdy Roddy Piper is, was, and ever shall be my hero.
How did I not know you are an artist@!@ Creepy stuff there…
Oh, I wouldn’t exactly call myself an artist… pop-culture paint monkey, perhaps?
I like!!
Whoa, Penelope Crowe’s is AWESOME. But of course my allegiance is to Bev, so I shall vote for hers. I should probably let her know that I entered her in the contest, haha.
Nah. Surprise her!
I vote for Joanna parypinski’s picture
And she votes for yours… STALEMATE!
Well kids, I think what we have here is a five-way tie, sonce the votes weren’t left in the comments. But Cole JH broke the tie and voted for Jo’s pumpkin family. So… JOANNA PARYPINSKI! COME ON DOWN! You win an autographed lilmited edition DEATH BY DRIVE-IN, “Hipster Leatherface” and a boatload of swag! Email me your current whereabouts and I’ll ship it out as soon as I find a suitable frame for Mr. Face.
Hahaha WHAT! My artwork is terrible! How in Helloween did I win? Oh well, I could always use more swag!
8 and 4 year-olds are all about the fun factor.