My ol’ pal Scottdammit, Devil of the Dust, Master of the City of Sin, has put up another little nugget on Wattpad… a little something we worked together on back in the day. Imagine, if you will, Patton Oswalt and Brian Posehn facing their mortal end, having been ushered into the hereafter by a snarling Tom Waits in a crusty Komedy Kafe’ mens room…

Check it out: HELLWAY TO HIGH

Also featuring appearances by Lemmy and a pre-Better Butter Bacon Burger Henry Rollins!

Then be sure to check out his amazing homage I AM CHUCK PALAHNIUK’S INNER EAR, one of my all-time favorite short stories, by anyone, anywhere, EVER.

And keep in mind, we first wrote this back in ought-five or so, long before Waits played ol’ scratch in Terry Gilliam’s Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus… We were groundbreakers, I tells ya! Groundbreakers!