Avast ye scurvy dogs! It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day… again…
So visit the ITLaPD site for tips and treats like Top Ten Pirate Pickup Lines
“Pardon me, Madame, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?”
Then point yer salty seafaring arses in the direction of ye olde EWR: SHORT STORIES page to sample me crusty linguistic stylings with HIS DARK FLAG.
Now tap the bungholes and get yer Hornpipe on! YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!