Happy Bill & Ted Day, dudes!

Greetings, my excellent friends. Today is June 9. Officially excellent BILL & TED DAY. Therefore, dudes, feast your eyes, pop open a pudding cup and get ready to learn about most excellent historical personages like Socrates Johnson, Maxine of Ark and… Abraham Lincoln.

Bill & Ted are totally the basis for our future society. I’m telling you it’s great here. The air is clean, the water’s clean, even the dirt, it’s clean. Bowling averages are way up, mini-golf scores are way down. And we will have more excellent water slides than any other planet we communicate with. In the spirit of the great ones, I say unto thee:

Be excellent to each other



And here is the most epic movie BILL & TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE in its entirety.


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