Just did the first part of our Xmess Eve tradition, opening stuff for and from the boys.

This is my new favorite thing in the entire world:

Yes, that is a hardcover Maltese Falcon with the old school cover. The typesetting is also the art deco bomb. I’ll see you in two or three days after I absorb this entirely into my being for all time. Best. Book. Ever.

Best. Kids. Ever. XOXO

This is my favorite Christmas song of the day. MERRY MUHRFUGGIN KINKS!